Tired of business as usual in Washington DC? Sick of watching politicians get elected, only to do the same thing as everyone else? Time to try something different! Time to stop looking for a candidate with ethics and integrity—that strategy hasn’t worked yet! America, let’s look to the future, and to the guidance of two people who will do what it takes to get the job done! Stop extraterrestrial immigration! Mutant control now! Remember, you can’t corrupt someone who has no morals in the first place!